Block stump(ed) stupid.
Thursday, January 30, 2003
He got a snakeskin sportshirt,
and he looks like Vincent Price,
With a little piece of chicken,
and he's carving off a slice
Someone tipped her off, and she'll be doing a Houdini now any day
She shook his hustle,
and a Greyhound bus'll take the one that got away
Wednesday, January 29, 2003
[More Quitting!]
I have had this silly free email account for a long time.
A company i used to work for acquired them, and so i signed up for a free email account.
From the very first day, I was plagued with junk email, mostly porn and "financing" ads.
today, I just quit:
Hi, How do I cancel my account?
This account has always been a piece o' crap, ever since the
very beginning it was obvious that "email.com" was simply created as a tool for direct marketing.
Hell, i used to work for the first company that acquired you!
From the very first day i was getting spammed with junk email!
Now that is all i get here and it's just silly! Was this your business plan?
I know it's a free account, but I want to cancel it just the same.
thanks,
nick
Oh, and if you are still reading...this is actually part of a bigger quitting project. kinda like mikeg's only more rutheless and aggressive.
My plan is to quit everything, eventually quitting itself and see where i end up. hopefully not uder a bridge, or in the fabled "van down by the river" although i still think that plan is the best.
Thursday, January 23, 2003
[Chickens of the World, UNITE!]
Well, since the theme is autos, here's the new one.
No idea that my long lost brother (see email address) would be selling *me* a car.
You know about the chicken thing, right?
'78 Ford Fiesta autocross/race/project car! - $500
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Reply to: chicken_tech@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Jan 21 00:01:30 2003
1978 Ford Fiesta
Stripped interior, race seats, welded-in bracing, many race mods. 1600 lbs!
Lowered springs, performance shocks, sway bar, 2 sets of 13 x 6" wheels.
Headers, SuperTrapp exhaust.
Yellow, some rust.
Running, current non-op registration.
Will need work to pass smog. (Have all parts, including new smog pump, cat, exhaust, etc.)
Looks kind of rough, but what do you expect for $500?
Leave message @ 510-524-3159 or chicken_tech@yahoo.com
Thursday, January 02, 2003
[Today is 01-02-03 that's wierd, man ]
Found this on the web, description of a car for sale:
Where should I start? I bought this hunk of sh*t in 2000, and the starter was junk when I bought it, so I replaced that. The heater core blew a month after I bought it and cost me almost 400 bucks.
I have replaced the water pump twice and the radiator. More recently, it started to burn oil severely cause my valve seals are fu*king shot and whenever I start it up or hammer on it, I leave a rooster tail of oil smoke behind me. And it leaks oil like a goddamn sprinkler. It leaves a 20 foot oil slick on the ground on a rainy day.
It leaks and burns so bad that when I do an oil change I could just change the filter and top off the oil. My torque converter klunks and it sounds like its going to fall off the car any day now and my gears in the rear differential whine. It has a brake fluid leak and when I have to jack on the brakes it goes right to the board.
I almost wailed this a**hole in a Monte Carlo who decided to pull right in front of me with no signal. It would have been the best thing that could have happened to my car. The exhaust has fallen off twice and my radio doesn't work in the cold weather, it will either have a high pitch squeal that will drive you insane or a deafening hum that will blow your eardrums out.
I think that's it, but i'm probably forgetting something. I can't do sh*t about it until I get outa school and then that heap of sh*t is out of here.
